I’m becoming less funny.  

I don’t like when people chew with their mouths open.  I also do not like physical affection from anyone who is not my boyfriend or a drunk BFF.  

I am slowly growing more and more tired of your chewing with your mouth open and touching of my shoulder.

Please stop.

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Talking. Talking. Not talking. Talking. Not talking. Not talking. Talking. Talking.  Not talking. 

Things I have done lately…

Drank.  Did comedy. Looked at pictures of cats at work. Looked at pictures of cats at home.  Watched Netflix. 

Things I have not done lately…

The laundry.  Save money.  The dishes.  Updated virus protection software.  

That’s you. 

I have this boyfriend.  And he’s not you. 

GTFO